Strut that shit. Shake your tail. Don’t vomit hairballs on the judges. These are just some of many rules that should be exercised if you are a cat going for glory on the Canadian cat show circuit. Angela and Bob needed a decompressor from all the documentaries they’ve been seeing regarding child abduction, domestic abuse and other terrible things. The solution? “Catwalk: Tales from the Cat Show Circuit” by Aaron Hancox and Michael McNamara. You can watch it now on the juggernaut that is Netflix. Get ready for all the hissing and drama, and we aren’t even talking about the felines! LOL!! ROFL!!! ROFLMAO!!!! Hey, remember that thing on the internet that was all like, “Can I Has Cheezburger?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAAHHAA HAAAHHAHA AAAAAHH AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Oh, God. I’m sorry. I might be legitimately losing my mind. Seriously, I think I need help. Boy, those squishy face cats sure look dumb. Don’t trust that pumpkin bread. Apologies to cats. Keep on Doccin’.
Here’s the Catwalk trailer.
Here’s a 10 hour video of cat sounds that drove my dogs crazy. Make sure you stay until the end.
Here’s “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia (aka GOAT).